Title: The BAU Bunch
Author: Himitsu Dark Half
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Note: Did you know that there is a Criminal Minds book? I got my idea from a quote in it: 'And skeptical Detective Rob Learman made a point of shaking every profiler's hand, and telling Hotch that "the BAU bunch" had made a believer out of him.' Criminal Minds; Jump Cut by Max Allan Collins. And that is where I got this sad, twisted idea. (To the tune of the theme for "The Brady Bunch")
Summary: Just something that has been bouncing around in my head just a little song parody. Maybe funny, maybe not, I don't know. Better explantion in story.

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Here's the story of a behavioral analysis,
And his grouping of some very awesome peeps.
(Almost) all of them handpicked by Hotchner,
The youngest one's name is Reid.

Here's the story, of the FBI BAU,
And they are busy solving crimes of humanity,
They find murderers, and kidnappers,
And always save the day.

Working hard everyday when the bad guys do something stupid,
And they know the answer is much more than a hunch,
That this group would find the bad guy.
That's the way they all became the BAU Bunch.
The BAU Bunch,

That's the way they all became the BAU Bunch.
The BAU Bunch.

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