Title: No Butts About It
By: NVenus
Pairimg: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG
Summary: Who has a nicer butt, Nick or David? It's Greg's job to judge, otherwise known as gently telling Nick the truth.

“Well, what do you think?” Nick asked. He was standing stark naked from the waist down in front of a mirror.

“What do you mean, what do I think?” Greg asked sounding puzzled.

“Whose ass is nicer?” Nick asked sounding slightly irritated.

“What are my choices?” Greg asked.

“Greg! Come on, seriously now. Now that you’ve seen his, who has a nicer ass? Me, or David?” Nick asked.

“Oh, it’s between those asses.” Greg said, internally giggling at how annoyed Nick was getting.

“Yes. So, whose is better?”

“Oh, it’s no contest Nicky. The clear winner is most certainly… David, of course.”

“What?”

“You heard me. David has a nicer ass than you do.”

“But – “

“No butts, Accept it. David has a nicer ass than you do. I mean really, he has a nicer ass than I do!”

“Well, I wouldn’t say – “

“In fact, he has the most divine backside in the universe.”

“According to whom?”

“According to me, of course. And you know you want his ass. Admit it.”

“Fine. I want David’s ass. Happy?”

“Yes.”

“Michelangelo really did know what he was doing when he sculpted David, didn’t he?” Nick asked, looking out of their hotel window at the copy of David that stood in front of Florence’s city hall.

“Of course he did. He was one of the greatest, if not the greatest, sculptors who ever lived.”

I just looked down at my mouse pad that I got in Florence and this popped into my head. If you were wondering, yes the mouse pad is a picture of David’s ass, and yes, it is divine.