Title: Idol Chat
Author: Carina Scott
Rating: FRAO
Pairing: Jim/Warrick
Category: PWP
Disclaimer: I don't own, please don't sue.
Summary: Jim sets out to teach Warrick that too much TV can sometimes be good for your health.
Author's Notes: I couldn't help it. I was washing dishes and the thought came to me, "What would Jim do if he caught Warrick watching American Idol?" This is the result. I hope you enjoy!

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"What are you doing?" Jim asked his lover as he padded into the living room wearing the reindeer pajama bottoms Warrick had bought him as a gag gift for Christmas.

"I'm watching TV," Warrick replied from his sprawled out position on the couch, clad in nothing but red boxer shorts

"I can see that, but why are you watching that?" Jim said waving his hand towards the TV.

Seeing that a commercial was on, Warrick turned towards his lover with a quirked brow. "What's wrong with it?"

Jim rolled his eyes. "It's a huge waste of time."

"What?! But it's American Idol!"

"Must we be redundant?" Jim replied with a sigh as he moved Warrick's feet to sit at the end of the couch

"Come on Jim, you have to watch it, its hilarious." Warrick tried to convince his lover as he placed his feet in Jim's warm lap.

Opening his newspaper to the sports section, Jim replied, "And what could be so funny about watching another 'reality' show?"

"Simon Cowell." Warrick replied immediately.

"Excuse me?"

"Come on! You have to know who Simon Cowell is."

"I do, I just assumed you would say something about the contestants, not the judges." Jim turned another page as he searched for last night's baseball scores.

"The contestants are great, but Simon makes the show worth watching."

"Oh. I see," Jim replied turning the page again, to mask his jealousy.

"Yep, he's the best. Not only is he blunt with the horrifically tone deaf contestants, he's not hard to watch either." Warrick replied with ease, picking up on the hint of jealousy in Jim's voice, and choosing to play up his advantage.

Folding his paper and placing it on the coffee table, Jim turned his full attention towards Warrick. "Excuse me?"

"Yeah, he's hot. That accent is to die for, not to mention those tight T-shirts he wears every week."

"Oh really," replied Jim as he began to run a single finger from Warrick's ankle to his calf and back again.

Shivering in the wake of his lover's touch, Warrick continued on as if Jim hadn't done a thing. "Uh-huh. He's the only one on the show who is even remotely attractive. I mean Seacrest is, if you like that surfer boy type, but I still think Simon has him beat. Plus, he's got an incredible ass."

"I see." Jim moved to kneel between his legs, placing soft kisses along Warrick's thighs as he worked his way up his lover's body.

Unaware that the show was back from its commercial break, Warrick continued on with his little game. "And he's a snarky, sarcastic bastard. Just my type."

By this time Jim had worked his way up to Warrick's chest. Upon hearing his last comment, Jim bit just this side of hard on Warrick's nipple, causing his lover to moan as he arched towards him. His hands roamed freely over the rest of Warrick's chest before settling at the waistband of his boxer shorts.

Panting slightly in anticipation, Warrick moaned again before speaking. "But the best part is-"

Feeling Jim's hand on his hard cock, stroking it so agonizingly slow, Warrick lost his train of thought. Stopping his hand, still placed firmly on Warrick's cock, Jim licked the lobe of his lover's ear. The soft caress of warm breath over his wet skin caused a shiver to run through Warrick as Jim whispered, "And the best part is?"

Seeing that he was outmatched in this little game he had started, Warrick gave up. "The best part is I've got my own snarky, sarcastic bastard, and Simon Cowell is no competition for you."

Crashing his lips to Warrick's in a tongue-tangling kiss, Jim smirked when they finally pulled apart. "And don't you forget it."

And Jim proceeded to fuck Warrick into oblivion, making certain that he would have a constant reminder every time he sat down for the next few days.

THE END