Title: Johnny Depp!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: NC-17
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

Danny's been wanting to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for a long, long time. So when he finally found the time, of course he dragged a rather unwilling Flack along. Flack really dislikes Johnny Depp, and Danny's huge crush on him might possibly have something to do with that.

But anyway, they went to the movie and Danny kept squeeking whenever Johnny did anything, so Flack told him to shut up... But he wouldn't, so Flack kissed him... And he still wouldn't, so Flack dropped to the floor and unzipped Danny's pants and... yeah, you know what happened next.

Anyway, needless to say, Danny was completely silent for the rest of the movie.