Title: Exasperating
Author: Stokesgirl
Pairing: Nick/Gil
Rating: NC-17 (to be safe)
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them and never will. Just having some fun with them. They will be returned unharmed
Summary: Gil can be so exasperating.
A/N: This is inspired by Dee, as I love her banter stories and one of my responses to her “What About Sex” chapter. I said I could just imagine the conversation between them when planning their wedding and this is what I think would be one of those conversations. First time trying this and my first Nick/Gil story, I hope you like.

“Come on.”

“What?”

“Are you going to help me with this?”

“What?”

“Invitations.”

“Invitations?”

“Would you stop reading that article.”

“Huh?”

“Article! Stop reading it and listen to me.”

“Okay.”

“Will you look at these invitations?”

“Why?”

“Cause we need to pick one out for our wedding.”

“I'll let you decide, I trust you.”

“I'd like to know which ones you like.”

“Whatever you decide is fine with me.”

“Gil?”

“Yes.”

“You're beginning to piss me off.”

“Why?”

“Ugh, I give up.”

“Are you just going to sit there and pout now?”

“.....”

“Guess so.”

“You can be so exasperating sometimes.”

“You must be rubbing off on me.”

“Gil Grissom!”

“You know I'm no good at this stuff.”

“This is for our wedding.”

“I know, sweetheart, but...”

“....”

“Please, don't roll your eyes at me.”

“....”

“You're pouting again.”

“....”

“Okay, okay, I give.”

“Never mind. It's, obvious, not important to you.”

“Yes, it is.”

“No, it's not!”

“Where are you going?”

“Away.”

“Nicky, come back here. Please? I'm sorry, I really am.”

“Fine.”

“Don't pout, sweetheart. Come 'mere.”

“No, I know you hate this stuff, I'll just decide and you can just show up for our wedding. You know, if you want to.”

“Oh God, don't, don't do that.”
 

“What?”
“You know what, give me those hurt puppy dog eyes.”

“I'm not.”

“You are!”

“Not!”

“Are!”

“Not!”

“You know what that does to me, Nicky.”

“Gil?”

“Hmmm?”

“Stop nibbling on my neck.”

“Mmm hmmm.”

“Gil, it's not going to work. I'm mad at you.”

“Mmm hmmm.”

“Gil, get your hand out of my pants.”

“Can't help it, those puppy dog eyes just makes me want to fuck you.”

“Oh, God.”

“By the way, Nick...”

“Hmm?”

“I like the 'Promise in Red' invitation.”

“....”

“What? I looked at them before you got home. I know how important it is.”

“You never cease to amaze me, babe.”

“I know. Now, can I fuck you?”

“I love you.”

“I love you too. Was that a yes?”

“God, YES!!!!”