Title: Hot Coffee
Author: goosie
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Um... I don't own?
Warnings: Pretend Prostitution?
Pairings: Greg/David

*Knock* *Knock*

“That knock doesn’t quite sound enthusiastic. I paid for enthusiastic!”

*knockknockknock*

“Better. It’s open.”

“I hate you. Really. I think that you should know that before we go any further with this sick and twisted little charade of yours. What kind of man thinks up something like this?”

“A man who went along with that skirt fantasy of yours last week… Now, I didn’t pay for talking. I paid for hot sexing. Now get over here and put that mouth of yours to work.” Grin.

“You didn’t actually pay for anything you cheap jackass.”

“Technicalities. And uh, I didn’t pay for clothes either. Off.”

Glare. “Did I mention I hate you?”

Stare. “Mouth? Work?” Pelvic thrust. “Should I have painted a bull’s-eye on...”

“Because I do.”