Title: iPod!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: PG-13
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

Flack's all pop culture and celebrity gossip, right? And he watches all the reality shows and stuff. He also has an iPod, because he's cool like that. :P

Unfortunately, his taste in music is *not* that cool. x.x Because... well, usually the only music he puts on his iPod is shitty stuff that Danny hates, because the only time he ever really listens to it is at home, when Danny's there. Or maybe he plugs it into his car or something, just to piss Danny off.

So one such evening, Flack was driving with Danny to find a Sonic or something equally disgusting... They were both craving fastfood, but Flack's iPod was in his car, so he plugged it in with a smirk and turned on some 50 Cent.

Danny flipped out, and started yelling at Flack, telling him to turn it the fuck off, and other colourful things... But of course Flacky didn't listen. Way too much fun. So Danny grabbed the iPod, pulled the cord out, tossed it in the backseat, and molested Flack. Luckily, they were near a parking lot, so Flack could pull over while Danny straddled him in the driver's seat, but that's about all Flacky could manage before his pants were at his knees.

Needless to say, angry iPod-induced humping was better than no humping at all, and both were satisfied.

The end.