Title: Marbles!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: NC-17
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

One day, Danny was at work on a case with Lindsay, and he was thoroughly irritated, obviously, because she wouldn't. stop. flirting! And it was really damn annoying. Because honestly, he didn't want to sleep with her. Or make out with her. Or even *go* out with her. She was just pissing him off, so eventually, when they were outside by a dumpster and Lindsay's head was shoved inside, looking for something (because, Danny hates dumpsters), Danny scuffed his shoe and tried to think of a tactful way to tell her to piss off.

So he said, "Hey, uh, Lindsay... Um... You know, maybe I'm gettin' the wrong message here or something, and if I am, sorry, but uh... I'm kinda... taken."

And at that moment, Lindsay went to lift up her head, smacked it on the lid of the dumper, fell backwards, and somehow her hand landed directly on Danny's crotch. Danny leapt back, of course, and stared wide-eyed because, you know... he'd been violated. By a girl.

So Danny ran off as soon as he could and left Lindsay to finish doing trace, and when Danny got home, Flack was already there, somehow. He smirked, of course, at Danny's horrified expression, and pulled Danny onto the couch to try and comfort him from whatever was so devastating.

Danny told the whole story, but Flack wasn't really listening... He was fascinated by Danny's crotch... But at the end of Danny's story, he shoved at Flack and practically yelled, "She grabbed my balls, Don! My fuckin' marbles!"

And Flack glanced up and said, "Fuckin' your marbles?" and confused Danny for about a second before grabbing him and pulling him off toward the bedroom for a bout of humpage.