Title: Numa Numa
By: NVenus
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Funny sort of thing based on the internet video craze of Numa Numa.

He hadn’t meant to see it, but he was just so bored that he couldn’t help but stumble across it on the net.

It was one of those infernal Numa videos, but this one was different. Instead of the usual bored weirdo, this guy was hot. Very hot. His baseball cap was pulled down low over his eyes so most of his face wasn’t visible, but his shirt was off and he was dancing in tight sexy jeans.

Greg just found it and clicked on it. The man was so hot and he looked just like Nick. Greg watched open mouthed as the video progressed. This video was just plain yummy. He felt himself get hard and looked around the empty break room to make sure no one was watching.

Satisfied that he was alone, he turned back to the computer, just staring at the dangerously hot man. He was so engrossed in the video that he never noticed Nick walk into the break room and come to stand behind him.

“Sexy! Eh, Greg?” Nick asked from behind him, causing Greg to jump about a foot off his chair.

“What? Are you gay or something?” Greg asked, nervously.

“Come on Greg, I saw you drooling just a second ago.”

“I was not drooling, but yes he’s hot… very hot. And you didn’t answer my question.”

“Ok. Yes. I’m gay. But that’s not why I said that,” Nick said with a smirk.

“Really, then why?” Greg asked, puzzled.

“That’s me,” Nick said and Greg turned bright pink with embarrassment.

“Oh.”

“Yeah, but I would really love to see you like that. Do you know what you do to me when you wear tight jeans?” Nick whispered into his ear making Greg shudder involuntarily.

“Shut up,” Greg said with a laugh.

“I’m not kidding. You are one of the sexiest guys I know. I’ve been in love with you for years.”

Greg was speechless. Nick tugged his hand and pulled him out into the parking lot. He looked around quickly then pressed Greg up against a wall. He leaned in and whispered, “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do this.”

Then Nick drew back and brushed his lips lightly over Greg’s.

Greg smirked at him and said, “And you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to do this.” And with that, Greg grabbed the growing bulge in Nick’s jeans making Nick gasp.

A/N: Yay! Now you should all watch the rather heavy-set man with glasses dance to Numa Numa because it is hilarious!