Title: Scissors
Author: imeiyou
Pairing: Nick/Greg
Rating: PG
Summary: Nick attempts to persuade Greg into something for his own good but the blonde just won't give in without a fight.

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"Oh hell no Stokes...you're not going anywhere near my arse with that!"

"What? Oh come on, it won't be that bad. It won't even hurt...I promise"

"Absolutely not."

"Greg..."

pause

"Don't give me the look!"

"What look..."

"That look!" turning around "I refuse to even entertain the notion you are suggesting!"

sigh "Must we go through this every time?"

"If you simply would stop suggesting it there wouldn't BE an 'every time'!"

Silence. Nick paces around the bedroom.

"What if -"

"NO"

"Oh come on...you'll thank me later I promise..."

"Oh for chrissake we're gonna be late at this rate!"

"So yes?"

"FINE! Quickly though."

muttering "...stupid too-tight pants...can't reach-Ahah!"

Nick stands up brandishing scissors and the remnants of an Armani tag.

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