Title: Tomato!
By: Dr FooFoo
Pairing: Danny/Don
Rating: PG-13
A/N: So. geekslasher and I kind of... invented this game thing. See, it was decided that Flack and Danny, being the sexy boys they are, could turn absolutely anything into porn. So, of course, to prove our theory, we had to do a little field work. The result (which is still continuing as we speak) is a series of drabble-narrative-type things that each focus on a specific noun and, of course, Flacky and Danny.

Danny, being Italian, grew up in a family with a bunch of cooks. His dad made the *best* pasta. Ever. Danny inherited this ability, and now makes it every so often. One of the ingredients, of course, is tomato sauce, but Danny's father always made his *own*, homemade sauce, so Danny does, too.

One night, Flacky was over at Danny's, and Danny decided to make this famous pasta of his, and he had all the stuff ready and everything... He had a bunch of tomatoes, too, on the counter, and while he was stirring the noodles, Flack decided to um... practise his juggling. Which he'd never done before.

So he tossed three tomatoes up in the air, Danny yelped, and the tomatoes splatted on the floor. Danny's clean kitchen floor, nooooo! So clearly, Danny was kind of upset at that. So he told Flack he had to eat the splatted tomatoes from off the ground. Flacky smirked and Danny went

Flack got down on his hands and knees, and Danny kicked him in the leg, lightly, and told him he was kidding, but Flack doesn't like being kicked, so he grabbed Danny's leg and pulled him down to the floor, where they proceeded to make out amid squashed tomatoes.

Then the pasta boiled over.

The end.