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Title: That Thing You Don't Do
By: sandersyager
Pairing: Abby Sciuto/Tony DiNozzo
Fandom: NCIS
Prompt: #2. Middles
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13, for talk of sex
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.

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"Jesus. You two smell like a whorehouse," Gibbs says as the elevator doors close. Tony winces and looks at Abby, running a hand through his hair.
"Boss, you kind of caught us in the middle of something."
"What the hell were you doing at three on a Sunday afternoon?"
"You know that thing your ex-wives complain about? The thing that follows that?" Abby struggles not to laugh.
"No one does that on a Sunday afternoon."
"And that, my silver haired fox, would be why you have three ex-wives," Abby kisses both of their cheeks before bouncing out into the lab.

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