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Title: Untitled
By: carinascott
Pairing: Gibbs/Dinozzo (established relationship)
Fandom: NCIS
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, just having a bit of fun.
Summary: NCIS, Gibbs/DiNozzo, *you gonna tell the old bat next door to quit banging on the wall? If you don't, I will - and I'll do it naked!!* -- prompt by dinozzo111
Author's note: So I was scanning the lonely and unclaimed prompts over at the comment_fic , and since I really need to get more written for my NCIS fic yet find myself desperately battling writer's block, I thought I'd take a break and let my muse work on some of the prompts I found there.


Gibbs groaned as he heard the noise yet again. Placing a pillow over his head he tried to go back to sleep.

*Ten minutes later*

You have got to be kidding me! Sitting up in the bed, Gibbs turned on the bedside lamp before he looked over at Tony. Not caring at all that his lover seemed to be resting peacefully, Gibbs shoved him forcefully.

"Dinozzo! Wake your ass up!"

"What the hell Gibbs! I was sleeping!"

"Well, I wasn't! Your damn neighbor has been making noise all fucking night! How can you possibly sleep through that?"

Tony rubbed at his eyes, shrugging his shoulder, "Guess I'm used to it. Look, she'll quiet down in a bit."

"Nope. Not gonna cut it Tony. She's been at it for the last two hours! Either you tell that old bat next door to quit banging on the damn door or I'm gonna do it for you. And I'll do it naked!"

Gibbs watched in shock as Tony smiled before collapsing in gales of laughter.

"What the hell is so funny Dinozzo?" Gibbs growled.

Breathing heavily, Tony tried to control his laughter. "Nothing. It's just, I wouldn't go over there naked if I were you."

"Why? Maybe the excitement will give her a heart attack. Then I can get back to sleep."

"Oh believe me. Mrs. Applebaum is getting plenty of excitement in her life," Tony quipped, waggling his eyebrows.

Eyebrows rising to comical proportions, Gibbs asked incredulously, "You mean she's...the banging, the noise...she's having.....ewwwww! But she's like ninety!"

"Eighty-four, and as she often says, she ain't dead yet! Guess the old girl is gonna go out with a bang. There's a pool going in the complex to see who will go first. Her or her boy toy Mr. Hansen. I've got my money on old Mr. Hansen; the guy must have the Viagra company on speed dial. They're at it every other night. Damn rabbits I tell you!"

Tony frowned as he watched his lover get out of the bed. "Jethro, what the hell are you doing?"

Grabbing his discarded jeans off the floor, Gibbs pulled them on quickly. "There's no way in hell I'm gonna get any sleep knowing old Mrs. Applebaum is banging the guy down the hall. It's like listening to your parents have sex. I'm going home. You can come if you want."

Laughing at the blush staining his lover's cheeks, Tony got out of the bed to go in search of something to wear.