Title: Babysittin'
Author: Corporal Katz
Pairing: gen
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: G
Summary: Hastur and Ligur have brief custody of baby!Adam... Crack!fic and slight squick ahoy! (Not chan!)***
The wicker basket sat between Hastur and Ligur on the damp graveyard grass, as the two demons waited impatiently for their colleague.
"Shit." Hastur looked down with disdain at the infant Hell Spawn. He lightly kicked the side of the basket with his shoe. "It's crying again."
Ligur sniffed wetly and wiped his nose on the sleeve of his jumper. "And what the bloody 'ell d'you want me to do about it?"
"I don't know. Feed it or somethin'? just shut it up."
The pudgy demon grumbled darkly and sat down on the wet ground. He picked up the baby with disgust and lifted the hem of his jumper.
That little Flash Bastard isn't the only demon who could change his shape.
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