Title: Ditty
Author: Corporal Katz
Pairing: gen/no pairing
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: G
Summary: Aziraphale has a rather annoying tune stuck in his head...

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The Simpson's was one of Crowley's more irritating accomplishments in television, and yet it was wildly popular and had been so since the demon had visited America during the early 1990's.

Aziraphale had happen to come across the show one evening as he was searching for the news channel. There was a cheerful-looking cartoon family in this particular episode singing a rather nice catchy song, and Aziraphale soon found himself happily humming the little ditty.

"..God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody..."

 

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Three days later Aziraphale sincerely wished someone would discorporate him. No matter how hard he tried, that damn tune would not leave his head. It was driving him insane.

"..Rain came down, it started to get muddy, muddy.."

The angel moaned and clapped his hands over his ears. Crowley was going to suffer for this.

Painfully.

"..Get those animals, out of the arky-arky.."

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