Title: Kissing Apples
By: Carrietta Dragana
Pairing: gen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own any part of Supernatural. I saw a mother teaching her daughter to kiss by kissing apples in a movie (I don't remember its name). I thought it would be cute if Dean did the same.
Summary: Dean teaches Sam to kiss by using apples. NOT wincest!


Dean and Sam had been in the Wright Park County school system for 6 months. They were in between hunts, on hiatus after their father was nearly killed by a mermaid. He was fully recovered and ready to start hunting again in September and that's when Sam came to Dean.

Dean had been on the bed in his room reading through a magazine he'd picked up after school. Sam knocked on the door a bit timidly. Dean looked up to see his brother hovering outside his room.

"What's up, Sammy?" Sam shifted on his feet.

"Can I come in?" he asked. Dean frowned. It wasn't like his brother to be so shy.

"Yeah. Come on in." Sam moved into the room and shut the door. Dean raised one eyebrow, but didn't comment on his brother's behavior. Finally Sam walked over to him and sat across from him on the bed. "What's the deal, kiddo?"

Sam opened his mouth to speak, blushed, and closed it again. He ducked his head when he answered. "There's this girl at school, Melissa. We're going to be leaving soon and I wanted to, you know, let her know I like her before we go." Dean nodded.

"So, tell her. What's the problem?" Sam looked up, still blushing.

"I mean I want to kiss her, but I don't know how!" Dean smiled at that. Sammy looked so frustrated, he couldn't help it.

"Aw, Sam. That's what's wrong?" Sam nodded. Dean reached over and ruffled his hair, something he knew his brother hated with a passion.

"Knock it off! Are you going to help me or not?" Sam snapped. Dean leaded back against the headboard. He thought for a moment.

"Sammy, go get an apple." Dean said. Sam looked at him in confusion.


"Go get an apple and I'll teach you to kiss." Looking no less confused, Sam left the room only to return a few moments later with an apple clutched in his right hand. Dean nodded. "Ok, sit down."

Sam obeyed, sitting across from his brother again. He reached out his hand with the apple. Dean smiled again.

"Nah, that's for you. You're gonna kiss it. I'll tell you how." At that, Sam smiled.

"I'm going to learn to kiss apples?"

"It's practice for Melissa. Now hold the apple up to your mouth." Dean said. Sammy nodded and held up the apple. "Ok, now really gently just press your lips against it." Sammy nodded again and softly touched his lips to the apple. "Good. That's a basic kiss."

"Do I hold my breathe?" Sam asked.

"No, keep breathing. You'll pass out otherwise. I almost did once. It kind of broke the mood." Dean said. Sam grinned.

"I'll bet. What about tongues?" Sam asked.

"Well, you lick at her tongue really softly. You kind of stroke it with your own tongue. Be gentle especially at first. Girls don't like it if you're too ruff." Dean said. "Try it on the apple."

Sam nodded for a third time. He held the apple to his mouth, opened it against the apple, and licked at it with slow gentle strokes.

"Like that?" he asked.

"Yeah. See, it comes naturally, doesn't it?" Dean asked. Sam smiled bashfully.

"It's not as hard as I thought it'd be," he replied.

"Oh, Sammy, if anybody ever asked how you learned to kiss, don't just say I taught you. That could be really misinterpreted. Just say you practiced on apples." Dean told him. Sam laughed.