Title: A Change of Bait
By: Aeshna
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Rating: PG
Notes: Something daft behind the cut, written (though not posted) last November. :) No spoilers.

"So, what've you got for me?"

"Well, sir...." Ianto glanced down at his clipboard, his expression vaguely embarrassed. "The police have just had another report of a pizza delivery scooter being attacked by a 'dragon'. Same pattern as for the last three – ignored the driver, ate all the pizzas. Rather picky about garlic bread, apparently – only likes the stuff with cheese on."

Jack sighed and looked at the latest delivery menu pinned to the noticeboard. "Okay. Guess we'll be keeping Myfanwy in until we can persuade our friends at Jubilee to make their new 'special sauce' a little less special...."