Title: For Queen and Country
Author: halfspokenwords
Characters: Owen, Gwen, Tosh, Jack/Ianto
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: Open

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"No! Everyone will think--"

"Get off it. They already know."

"You know I can't. I love Rhys."

"Never stopped you before. Oh, come on. You miss it."

"Owen, no. They want to record--"

"So? They're aliens! You'll never even have to look them in the eyes. Hell, I don't know which are their eyes."

"It's disgusting!"

"You've never videotaped you and loverboy?"

"Of course not."

"One amazing shag versus the destruction of the Earth..."

"You do realise," Tosh broke in with an impish smile, waving her hand between them, "that Jack and Ianto volunteered about five minutes ago?"

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