Title: Summer Holidays
By: x-juicy-lucy-x
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: AO
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Wish i did, then i could hug them all whenever i wanted. Everything belongs to RTD.
Summary: Jack takes Ianto on a summer holiday.

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Jack Harkness grinned like a wolf, leaned back in his chair and brought his arms up to rest his hands behind his head. He lifted his booted feet up onto his desk, ignoring that fact that they were covered in thick, black mud and he would most definitely be chastised about the mess later. He let out a soft sigh, took a deep breath and bellowed,

"Yahnto!"

Ianto Jones stiffened at the sound of his name, straightened up and turned his gaze towards Jack's office. He'd taken Jack coffee only five minutes ago, so he didn't want that. They'd had Chinese takeaway not half an hour ago, so he wasn't hungry. Rolling his eyes, Ianto realised that Jack must be horny, and, putting on his best innocent 'I'm not fucking the boss' face, he walked calmly towards the office.

"Yahnto!" Jack yelled again, becoming slightly impatient that there was nobody yet present to witness the brilliantness of his most recent plan. He heard Ianto's footsteps on the stairs quicken and smirked as the object of his attention crossed the threshold, coming to stand to attention next to the desk.

"Sir?" Ianto questioned.

"Close the door, Ianto." Jack said in a level tone, but with a predatory grin. Ianto swallowed quickly and nodded.

"Sir." He turned and went to do as he was told, quietly closing the office door, then turned back to Jack, a small flush creeping onto his cheeks. Jack knew what Ianto was thinking. Let him think that, he liked to see the younger man squirm when he was trying to work out what was going on in Jack's mind.

"Sit down, Ianto." He commanded, again in level tones, and again with a predatory grin. Ianto nodded and sat down quite quickly, licking his dry lips as he did so, and gazing at the desk before him. "I called you in here because we need to have a discussion." At this, Ianto's head snapped up, his eyes wide.

"A discussion, Sir?" He asked, licking his lips nervously again. "About anything in particular?"

"About you." Jack grinned. "About your wellbeing." Ianto stared at him incredulous. He hadn't tried this tack for months, not since a few weeks after Lisa died, and the thing with the cannibals happened. Ianto wondered what Jack was imagining was wrong with him. He was fine.

"With all due respect, Sir, there's nothing to discuss." Jack tutted at him.

"Oh, Ianto, but there is." He smiled. "I worry about you." He confessed, his face taking on a more serious expression. "You work too hard." Ianto opened his mouth to protest, but Jack held up a hand to silence him, continuing. "You're here at 7am every day, you usually don't leave until 8pm, and during that time, you don't stop. You constantly attend to the needs of the whole team, but never to yourself. You barely sleep, and that I know because I'm usually in the same bed as you when you're trying to. You never seem to eat unless I force you to." Jack paused, regarded Ianto with a frown. "When was the last time you took a holiday? I don't have it on record." This threw Ianto a little.

"Umm.. I haven't had one." He whispered, looking back at the desk.

"Do you know how long you've been working here? You've accrued nearly three months of paid leave. It's not healthy that you never relax unless I force you to. Although, I admit, I do enjoy forcing you to let go…" He leered. "But that's not the point. I've booked us a holiday."

"Us, Sir?" Ianto looked back at Jack's face to check he was hearing this right.

"Yes, Ianto, and how many times do I have to tell you to only call me Sir during bondage?" Jack smirked at him, and Ianto laughed in response.

"Well, I like calling you sir, and this bondage never seems to happen, so…" It was Jack's turn to laugh.

"You have only to ask."

"I think I'll pass, Jack." Ianto said with a small smile.

"There, that's much better." Jack declared, a delighted grin on his face. "Anyway, I booked us a holiday. I'm taking you camping in the Black Mountains." Ianto had been delighted about the prospect of this holiday. He had assumed a dirty weekend, in a 5 star hotel somewhere like Vienna. At the sounds of the words 'Camping' and 'Black Mountains', his face fell.

"Jack, you do remember what happened last time we went camping?" Jack looked at him quizzically. "I nearly got eaten by crazy hill people." Jack leaned forward and smiled.

"This time, you'll be fine. I wont let you out of my sight." Ianto still looked disapproving, so he continued in a wheedling tone, "Pleeeeease Ianto. I wanna go somewhere where it's just us. No-one to interrupt us. The best thing is, out there, not even Torchwood can contact us. Nothing can go wrong. Please? Lets just spend some time together?" As he said the last, he leaned over the desk, reaching out to cup Ianto's face, and tilt his chin closer. "For me?" He asked, with a slight pout before leaning further to place a light kiss on Ianto's lips.

"Alright." Ianto replied, blushing a little. "If you insist."

"I'm so glad you said yes, because I've already booked the whole thing!" Jack grinned, handing Ianto a pile of papers. "We're going kayaking and pony trekking, and we have state of the art camping equipment and a tent that's so easy to put up, even Owen could do it." This made Ianto smile.

"Pony trekking?" He asked incredulously. "You? Pony trekking? Now it's worth going just to see that!" He laughed. Jack looked hurt.

"I'll have you know I'm quite a good rider actually." He protested. Ianto looked up at him and snorted.

"I know that, but how are you with horses?" He asked with a grin. Jack took a moment to work that out, then grinned himself.

"You, Ianto Jones, are a filthy minded tease." He grinned "Go home and pack, we leave this evening." This sobered Ianto up, and he nodded sagely, before jumping to his feet as Jack shooed him out of the office and out of the Hub and began to make arrangements for when they would be away. He made sure there was plenty of instant coffee so that nobody would touch the machine, emptied all the bins, and stocked up on soda. Finally, he packed his surprises, and just as he had finished loading the SUV and was dusting his hands off on his trousers, Ianto returned with a rucksack.

Grinning, he pulled the other man close for a cuddle, kissing him warmly, then deposited the bag in the boot. With one final grope to Ianto's fantastic rear, he clambered into the driver's seat and they were on their way.

The campsite, Ianto mused, was ill-chosen. In fact, it was not so much a campsite as a field with a sign that said 'camping'. There were no facilities. No toilet block, no electricity… no coffee machine… Just a big, damp field for them to pitch a tent in. He looked sideways at Jack and pouted like a teenager. This was definitely not how Jack usually treated his lovers, Ianto was sure. Jack Harkness was the kind of man who wined and dined in style, and wooed in luxury. He wondered if this cold, damp alternative should flatter him, since Jack had had to think up something special for him, or insult him because he wasn't good enough for fancy hotels and pink champagne. Stepping out of the SUV into the biting wind and rain, and instantly freezing, Ianto decided he hated camping for a reason, and that Jack was an arsehole.

"Wow! it's cold!" Jack exclaimed as he opened the boot. "Guess we'll have to huddle together for warmth." He winked, dragging the tent bag out of the boot.

"I hate you." Ianto replied, sulking around the side of the SUV to stay out of the icy wind.

"You don't mean that." Jack replied cheerily. "Watch this!" He grinned like a small child and pulled a tab on the tent bundle. The tent just popped into shape immediately. It was large, spacious, with two compartments. One big enough to comfortably sleep two, and another high enough to put a table and chairs in. Ianto had to admit he was a bit impressed, but not impressed enough to give Jack the satisfaction of knowing it.

"Oh wonderful. Now what? We cover it in ice to make an igloo?" He responded sarcastically instead.

"No, silly, we light a fire and toast marshmallows of course!" Jack chuckled with what Ianto could only describe as childish glee. Ianto could feel the man's incessant cheer rubbing off on him, and he couldn't help but smile as Jack began to set up camp in earnest, unpacking all sorts of thins, including an alien artefact which would work as a power supply for them, and a portable coffee machine. Ianto lit a small fire and made two cups of tea, waiting for Jack to finish and settle beside him.

"Maybe this isn't so bad…" He mumbled as Jack slung and arm round his shoulders and sipped his tea. "But if I get accosted by crazies, I'll castrate you personally." He glared menacingly at the Captain, who merely chuckled.

"I knew you'd come around." He put a marshmallow on a skewer and held it over the fire for a long moment. "Here, try this." He grinned, holding the stick out for Ianto to eat the sticky sweet. Grinning, Ianto bent forward and opened his mouth to taste the marshmallow, recoiling at the heat of it.

"Ow! It burnt me!" He gasped, pressing a hand to his lips where it was stinging. Cooing, Jack leaned forward, removing the hand and soothing the pain with a quick brush of his own lips.

"Sorry, baby. You ok?" He questioned, running his thumb over Ianto's bottom lip. "Shall I kiss it better properly?" He asked with a wicked grin.

"Oh, I think you'd better." Ianto replied with a sly smile. Chuckling softly, Jack poked his tongue out to lap a line along Ianto's mouth before covering the young man's lips with his own, shifting to pull Ianto closer, and sliding a hand up to cup his face. Ianto responded eagerly, sliding a hand under Jack's shirt to stroke along the sensitive skin of his sides, and twisting to bring their bodies flush together, so that he was nearly sitting in Jack's lap. They spent long moments just kissing like that, and Ianto almost thought he'd relaxed, until the fire made a popping sound and he nearly jumped out of his skin with fright. Jack laughed at him.

"Hey, you, calm down." He soothed, running his hands gently up and down Ianto's back. "Look, it's getting dark. I don't feel hungry. What do you say we turn in and get comfortable. Then maybe I can get you to relax a little?" Ianto nodded and leaned in for one last kiss before sitting back on his heels and watching Jack stand. The older man helped him up and then disappeared inside the tent. Ianto gazed at the opening to his dwelling for the weekend, and decided that he would have to treat this as some kind of adventure. It was the only way he was going to get through the holiday without going crazy. Sighing and bracing himself of a cold, sleepless night, Ianto pushed past the canvas and into the tent.

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The inside of the tent was surprisingly warm, and also surprisingly lavish. Ianto assumed it must be done with some kind of alien technology, because he was sure it was bigger on the inside… There was a sitting room, with a table and chairs for eating and an elaborate arrangement of beanbags and cushions for reclining. The coffee machine was nestled into one corner with supplies for all of Ianto's favourite drinks. A complex sound system was integrated into the tent with a main control by the door, and it was now playing some kind of really, really old music. Smirking, Ianto made his way through to the bedroom compartment, and stopped in shock.

Jack had settled himself back on the bed. Yes, it was in fact a bed. A full, king sized bed of massive proportions with Egyptian cotton sheets and silk coverlets. It even had a head-board. Now Ianto was fully convinced of the alien properties of their accommodation. He gaped. The room was lit seductively in a kind of burnt orange glow. There were several storage boxes around, and one which suspiciously had a padlock on it... He would have to break into that later. There was a panel across the room which led into a shower. Yes, a real shower, over an actual bath. Throwing his earlier assumption that Jack had not deemed him fit for luxury hotels and pink champagne out of the window, Ianto turned his attention to the Captain himself.

Jack was reclining. He had kicked his muddy boots off at the door, and hung his greatcoat up on a convenient coat stand. He was lying back on the pillows with one hand behind his head, the other folded over his stomach, and a first class leer plastered over his face. Ianto took him in with a smile, and just as he was about to move to cover Jack's body with his own, the older man spoke up.

"You know, you almost look surprised to see this. You didn't honestly think I'd let you spend the night in a cold, damp tent?" He asked, getting up to come over and wind his arms around Ianto's waist. "I mean, you're far too good for that." He whispered into Ianto's neck, before kissing his way along his jaw line.

"The thought had crossed my mind." Ianto murmured, tilting his head so that Jack could nibble at his pulse point. "But you have dispelled all of my doubts quite spectacularly." He groaned as Jack sucked some skin into his mouth, marking it with a lovely purple bruise.

"Good." Jack purred. "Wouldn't want you having any inaccurate ideas of how this holiday is going to progress." Grinning, he swooped in to capture Ianto's lips in a soft kiss.

"I have a fairly good idea of how this evening is going to progress, at least." Ianto intoned, pressing closer and attacking Jack's mouth. Jack groaned in response and took control of the kiss, steering it somewhere far more steamy, as he turned them around and backed Ianto up to the bed. Still not breaking the kiss, he lowered them onto the mattress.

Ianto arched his back as Jack moved to remove his jumper. He hissed as Jack's hands made contact with his skin; they were cold! Jack merely smirked as he drew back for air before pulling the jumper over Ianto's head with one hand as the other pushed his T-Shirt up his chest. Once that too had been removed, Jack began the laborious task of seemingly coating every inch of Ianto's torso in kisses. Not that Ianto minded. He purred and writhed and occasionally giggled as Jack worked his mouth over the soft skin of his abdomen. When Ianto could no longer stand not toughing Jack in return, he rolled them so that Jack was on his back on the bed, with Ianto conveniently straddling him, a knee either side of his waist. Smirking, Ianto dropped his head to nuzzle at Jack's neck, and began to remove his many layers.

"Why do you insist on wearing so many clothes?" He growled, when he had shifted the waistcoat, braces and shirt and was faced with Jack's undershirt.

"To make you frustrated when you try to undress me of course…" Jack purred, arching his back so that Ianto could un-tuck the garment and immediately latch his mouth onto the skin it exposed near Jack's waistband. That earned him a sharp intake of breath before Jack continued, "Of course, if you don't like having to unwrap all the layers, we could always get someone else in and play pass the parcel." He grinned. "Ow!" He yelped as Ianto sank his teeth in.

"I don't play well with other children." Ianto growled, leaving a nice bruise at Jack's hip and working his way up his lover's chest, pushing the undershirt up as he went. "Don't like sharing."

"Ok, I get it." Jack murmured, helping Ianto discard the undershirt. "No threesomes with Gwen allowed." He laughed as Ianto pinched his bum a little too forcefully. "I'm kidding."

"You'd better be." Ianto grinned, surging forward to initiate another kiss, this one somewhat messy as both were focussing more on the removal of belts and the unzipping of trousers to really give it their full attention. When they pulled back for air, it was also to discard their trousers and underwear, and then to still for a moment to take in the sight of each other's bodies. They'd seen each other before, of course, but it was almost a ritual these days, when things were getting so dangerous, to check that there were no new war scars, no new blemishes to be soothed. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, Jack pulled Ianto down to lie on top of him, sealing their lips in a more sensual kiss, and running his hands slowly up and down Ianto's back.

"You're on top." He observed, a small smile tugging at his mouth.

"I am indeed." Ianto grinned. "Was that supposed to be a hint, Captain? I'm afraid I didn't get it." Ianto pulled his 'sweet and innocent' face, and Jack laughed.

"Now, now, Ianto, don't play games with me. You know what I want." He leered, stretching up to bite at Ianto's lower lip gently.

"I'm afraid I never was very good at cryptic clues, Jack. You'll have to tell me what you want directly." Jack's eyes darkened.

"Are you asking me to talk dirty to you?" He purred.

"I'm asking you to tell me what you want." Ianto mumbled, flushing beautifully. "Do you want to talk dirty to me?" He leaned in to nip at Jack's earlobe and kiss his neck.

"I'm not sure. I do know I want you to get on with it and take me already." He smiled that sweet smile he used when he was getting impatient, and Ianto chuckled.

"All very well, Cariad, but where're the necessaries?" Jack nodded his head towards what was in fact a bedside table drawer, and again, Ianto marvelled at the lavishness of this tent as he leaned over to retrieve some lubricant. Not bothering to continue with the banter, knowing that Jack was as impatient as a two-year-old at the best of times, he simply opened the tube and squeezed out a generous amount.

"I hope you're going to warm that." Jack intoned as Ianto moved his hand between Jack's legs.

"What, after you froze me with your hands earlier? No chance lover." Ianto purred, with an evil smile, before pushing two fingers into Jack with no warning. Jack gasped and arched his back.

"Sonofabitch! That's freezing!" He whimpered, his hands making fists in the bed sheets. "Have I told you what a bastard you are and how much I love you?" He gasped again, letting out a low moan as Ianto began to move his hand.

"I think you have, yes." Ianto admitted with a grin. "Still, good to keep you on your toes, eh?" He smirked, pushing a third finger in with no warning.

"Fuck!" Jack groaned, throwing his head back. "Bastard. can't believe you got me with the same dirty trick twice." He moaned, writhing under Ianto's ministrations.

"You know you love it." Ianto replied, lowering his head to bite Jack's collarbone. "Done whining yet?" He asked, moving lower to trace his tongue over Jack's nipples.

"Yes." Jack panted. "Done. Now I want you inside me." Ianto smirked and arched an eyebrow.

"That desensitised?" He asked. "Cariad, I am inside you." To prove his point, he crooked his fingers, hitting Jack's prostate. Jack moaned loudly.

"Funny." He gasped. "Now replace your hand with your cock before I get really mad and start denying you coffee." He growled. Ianto laughed and did as he was told, lining himself up before thrusting gently into Jack.

"Mmmh." He sighed, pushing himself in all the way, then stilling for a few moments to adapt to the sensations.

"Fuck. Ianto. Please start moving soon or I'm gonna explode!" Jack moaned, and Ianto was all too eager to comply. Pulling back and leaning to kiss Jack messily, he began a steady rhythm, punctuated with gasps, moans and the occasional profanity. Jack writhed underneath him, bucking his hips in time and whispering such filthy things that Ianto wasn't sure he was aware of what he was saying. Still, he was not yet incoherent, which meant Ianto needed to step it up a gear. Picking up the pace, he gripped Jack's hips so hard he would leave bruises and moved his mouth the Jack's ear to whisper,

"Do you have any idea how good you feel around me?" He moaned as Jack scrabbled at his back, digging his nails in. "God, Jack, you're so hot, and tight, and… perfect." He gasped, feeling Jack's muscles begin to tighten below him, he slipped his hand between them to pump his straining erection in time with their lovemaking. "You're so beautiful right now, all mine." He growled, sucking Jack's lower lip into his mouth. "Go ahead and come for me, Cariad, I want to watch your face when you lose yourself."

That did it. Jack found eye contact, and with a moan bordering on pain, he shuddered around Ianto, muscles contracting, as Ianto rode out his own orgasm at the same time, before collapsing breathless on top of his lover and panting into the join of his neck and shoulder.

"Ngh. So good. Love you." Jack mumbled, pulling the covers over them and making them comfortable.

"Mmmh. Love you too. Maybe this holiday wont be so bad after all…" Ianto murmured, his eyes falling closed as he passed out, curled into Jack's body.

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