Fandom: Law and Order: SVU
Rating: maybe PG-13 for a swear word.
Word count: 100
***Olivia gestured grandly, as they exited onto the street.
"Fair Lady Cabot, of august lineage, tresses gold as Munch's false tooth"¦."
"Beloved of the merchants of Saks."
"Are you making this up on the spot?"
"And busty beauties throughout the precinct."
"Someone's high on themselves."
Olivia waved her away, smugly.
"Oh, to be a skirt upon that ass, that I might touch that cheek."
Alex laughed, shaking her head. "Don't you dare touch my august lineage."
"I'll touch your lineage all I like."
"If you keep this up, I'll start thinking you enjoy being dragged to see Shakespeare."